I have a toothache ... a month ago my Dr told me I had fluid in my ear and that could be what was causing the pain in my jaw ... thought maybe it was sinus ... nope ... this past Saturday it became oh so painfully obvious that it was tooth pain ... and for those of you that know the real me ... by Sunday it was a brain tumor ... we are talking serious pain ... I will on occasion take a motrin if I am in real pain ... yesterday I was taking 2 at a time and white knuckling it till I could take more ... so unlike me ... and the booze I consumed yesterday would make my brothers proud ... I called the dentist office at 9:00 this morning only to be told my dentist wasn't in until Tuesday ... the office manager told me she could get me in to see another dentist in the office today but I told her no ... "Dr Rounds knows how to block my punches" ... I only hit the guy once years ago but every time I see him he says "shall I strap you in the chair or will you behave today" he hit a nerve he deserved that punch. I am not a big fan of pain ... but for the most part I believe I have a pretty big tolerance for it ... this pain is bigger than me ... yesterday I begged God the release me from it and he could have my first born ... he then reminded me that I have no children and gave me a fresh dose for being blasphemous ...So I worked all day today and ate soft food ... and now I sit here in my blue fuzzy pjs trying to hang on till the next dose of motrin and contemplating what bottle to open and pour... 14 hours and 15 minutes and I will be in that chair and I know exactly what I am going to say to him ... "don't even think about sticking that metal hook or your little mirror thing in my mouth ... get me the novocain needle and pump that shit into my gums before you do anything or as God is my witness I will punch you again!
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